Leia
Sleep, my child.
Weird that the pet monkeys are being treated better at Walmart than some of the children. He looks comfortable. No leash needed. Just the warm embrace of the woman who feeds him (I’m guessing that yogurt is all for him).
What an exhausting day of climbing strangers in the Walmart aisles he’s had. He deserves a nap. Even when he sleeps he can scare a few people who thought he was a human baby being swaddled.
This is the only reason to have kids. To help you run errands.
There was a time in this country when another child wasn’t merely another mouth the feed, but another hand to help you out on the farm. Now that many of us have left the farm life behind, having a child is like having a personal assistant, right?
My mother used to sternly warn me that I was “pushing it” whenever I said something snide. I never thought I’d see a kid literally pushing it. And by it, I mean his mom in a shopping cart. I hope that’s his mom. If it’s the babysitter, she’s about to get fired.
Plunging into the darkest depths of human existence.
Just because you’re getting groceries doesn’t mean you can’t have fun! There’s a thin line between having a good time, and exhausting everyone else around you with your B.S. If I saw these people at Walmart, I’d maybe pick a different aisle to try first.
Sadly, there’s no price tag on a few of these. They might just be plungers they found in the bathrooms. I pray this is not the case. But, from what I’ve seen in this store, I can’t put it past them.
Never wear sandals with socks!
Let those toes breathe, girl! You need to show off that pedicure! I’m guessing these were the wrong size and someone improvised, but I’d also like to think these are brand new shoes found in the store and they “fixed” the issue they had with them before purchasing the shoes.
I’m mostly surprised we arrived at this photo before we saw anyone fully barefoot in the store. I think people know better. No shirt, no shoes, no service. But what about half a shoe and half a shirt. That’s pretty common at Walmart.
