Leia
Put her in the Guinness Book of World Records for the weirdest thing I’ve ever seen at Walmart
No, thanks! Really. No. That’s not- I don’t… No. No, no, no. Please. Stop.
I just want to live in a world where I didn’t see this. I want to go back in time, and be free of this image. How does she shop? I guess she can poke stuff off a high shelf but then how does she pick it up off the floor? How does she sign her name after charging what she buys. I have more questions than answers. There are two versions of me. The version who never saw this and is living a happy life now, and me in this timeline. Woe unto us all.
America… F**k Yeah! This guy gets it.
Tell the world how you feel with your clothing. This person feels patriotic as hell. This is exactly what the founding fathers wanted from us. They said if you drop the flag, you have to burn it out of respect. And if you have extra flag… make it into a body suit.
I just counted them, and there are too many stars on those pants. That’s because this guy’s from the future. America is going to add a few hundred more states by 2050.
Just when you thought the most embarrassing thing was toilet paper stuck to your shoe…
This woman is obsessed with her beauty regimen. She’s finding the perfect foundation, maybe some concealer. Unfortunately, she forgot to conceal the paper hanging out of her pants.
I know the pain she must feel. I once left my fly down for an entire day at school and no one said anything, even after all the tissues I put down there started falling out. I was stuffing it for medical reasons, not to show off! Jeez. I’m better than that.
This kid’s summer job was being a brake on a shopping cart. Very sad.
The economy is doing fine for people on Wall Street, but what about the regular folks who have to go looking for real jobs? Like this child who only had experience using his head to stop stuff. He’s stopped baseballs and footballs with it, and now he’s stopping a cart. Good work if you can get it.
The world is a strange place when a case of Coca-Cola is being treated better than a kid. I remember a simpler time when children put their grandparents in the cart and pushed them around the store. Now, kids have to become part of the cart. Sad.
