“WAIT! My former bully is getting married on Mean Girls Day?? This is too much,” Tiffany said, referencing the famous film about a group of girls known as The Plastics, who bullied their way into high school popularity.
“I have to decline your $1,000 offer and also refuse to work for ‘exposure.’
“Charge your 300 guests a $5 entertainment fee, and you’ll have my music services covered.
“Assuming you realize the entertainment suggestion is a joke, the answer is obviously still no.
“In the words of Phoebe Buffay, ‘I wish I could, but I don’t want to.’”